Feliz NaviBAD

As a kid, aside from the cold and dusty harmattan air, the reverberating sounds of fireworks as they exploded in the sky, and the barrage of Christmas theme shows, nothing else got me as fizzy as when I heard the tintinnabulation of the doorbell. During this season, it meant that a neighbour was at the other side of the door with a basket of food and drinks. One of several that would come before the day expires. It was, without a shadow of doubt, my favourite part of the festive season. Add the entire Home Alone catalogue and I’m a couch potato till Boxing Day.

Although deciding to spend Jesus’ birthday with your partner, eating pizza and ice cream, while binge-watching RuPaul’s Drag Race in matching sweaters is not entirely a bad idea. It’s not… necessarily a gift either. A gift idea is; saving the pizza, ice cream, and RuPaul’s Drag Race till after you both have tried the items you picked from this list in the bedroom—And as for those matching sweaters? Think of them as props for whatever mischief you intend to get into.

So-ho-ho, here are gift ideas for him, for her, and the bedroom. Cheers to a merrier sex life.

 

Black Lace Teddy VICTORIA’S SECRET

Black Lace Teddy VICTORIA’S SECRET

 

Nothing subtlely hints at sex than lingerie. And with an impressive track record and assortment of collections, Victoria’s Secret rarely ever misses the mark.

 

Kissable Massage Candle OPENMINTY

Kissable Massage Candle OPENMINTY

 

Beginning your bedroom rendezvous with a tender, sensual and romantic caress will have your partner uttering the first sentence from Andy Weir’s The Martian “I’m pretty much fucked.”

 

Soft Over-The-Door Sex Swing LOVE HONEY

Soft Over-The-Door Sex Swing LOVE HONEY

 

Ever stared at a door in your apartment door and wondered if it could be doing more for you sexually? I guess it’s just me then. Well, with this sex swing, your door can get in on the action. Sex swings are exciting ways to try out unfathomable sex positions.

 

Enchanted Silky Sash Restraints SEX & MISCHIEF

Enchanted Silky Sash Restraints SEX & MISCHIEF

 

Handcuffs, in my opinion, are very old school. With satin restraints, you’ll be rest assured no keys will go missing after the dust settles.

 

2009 Bordeaux Blend CLOS DE BETZ

2009 Bordeaux Blend CLOS DE BETZ

 

I mean, Bob Betz makes only stellar wines, so why not, right?

 

Sex Juice MOON JUICE

Sex Juice MOON JUICE

 

Mentioning that this elixir comes highly recommended by the Oscar awarding-winning actress and Goop founder, Gwyneth Paltrow should already have you adding this to your cart right away.

 

Lucida Satin-Trimmed Stretch-Lace Chemise COCO DE MER

Lucida Satin-Trimmed Stretch-Lace Chemise COCO DE MER

 

This satin-trimmed gift is bound to bring joy and pleasure to both the gift giver and the gifted

 

Dark Chocolate Body Paint HIGHONLOVE

Dark Chocolate Body Paint HIGHONLOVE

 

Yes, it comes as advertised. A heart-shaped bottle filled with edible chocolate and a brush. Bye whipped cream there’s a new kid on the block.

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